CHAIR.LIKE.TEETH

Music enthusiast, retro-gamer, mid-twenties and married. I work at Rise Records in Portland, OR. I used to front the rock band The Graduate, and occasionally write story-lines and music for video games.

pauljwiss:

My god. This is why you don’t save your first kiss for your wedding day.

At least they don’t have to fuck for the first time in front of their fam & friends on national tv. Yeesh

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    the first time in front of their fam & friends on national tv. Yeesh
  4. valerievstheworld said: Saw this, I was MORTIFIED, MY GOODNESS!
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